title: '¿Quien Me Iba A Decir?'
by: omgorgasm
pairing: Steven Gerrard, Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, Fernando Torres
rating: R for language
disclaimer: fake, all of it (thank god)
author's note: so... there is a story behind this fic. i was taking a course over the summer for creative writing and one of the prompts was to write about an article in real life... and I chose to do a fic based on an article about stevie saying he was happy fernando was coming to liverpool. and i'm sort of multitasking right now, so... (i'm watching qaf season three as i update)






( forget about everything )



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edit; the title of the fic is from the song by David Bisbal - ¿Quien Me Iba A Decir? (click the link to download the song)

title: 'Where the Devil Hangs His Coat' (at a crossroads;)
by: omgorgasm
pairing: Xabi Alonso, Xabi Alonso/Steven Gerrard, Xabi Alonso/Fernando Torres
rating: R for language
disclaimer: a small fic, all from my imagination
author's note: so sad. shadae will not really like it, but... daniel agger, harry kewell and dirk kuyt are so fucking awesome. i love them.




( it consumes me and it kills me )

;- New layout by minty_peach, new userinfo featuring the Antonio Puerta banner by Iris rebelstrike21, and a new header featuring Mitch Hewer (that sexy dog) photographed by Kai Z Feng by me.

;- I have four fics I'm posting later;- the first, Xabi Alonso-centric ficlet entitled 'Where the Devil Hangs His Coat';- the second, a Steven Gerrard-centric drabble called '¿Quien Me Iba A Decir?';- the next, a small fic featuring Xabi Alonso and Steven Gerrard, 'quietly';- last, a Xabi Alonso-centric fic (with appearances from La Seleccion) entitled 'A Certain Chill';

;- Updated my icons, too - I now have a Guti icon (to remind me to do some G/R fics) and a personal otp!icon (which is so totally awesome)

;- I now have to go to school - I will post the first one later today (in study hall).

title: 'Comfort' (Sadness brings us together)
by: omgorgasm
pairing: Xabi Alonso/Iker Casillas, but not really. if i have to say a pairing, that is it, i suppose.
rating: R for language
disclaimer: simply a prediction for the future - i have no control over what happens in the world cup 2010
author's note: hmm, nothing to say. had a dream about this scenario, decided to fic!it.




( in vain i have struggled. it will not do. )

title: 'Broken English' (Love is never sane)
by: omgorgasm
pairing: Fernando Torres/Xabi Alonso, implied Xabi Alonso/Íker Casillas, hinted Xabi Alonso/Steven Gerrard, mentions of mentions of Nagore/Xabi, Steven/Alex, Fernando/Olalla and Íker/Eva Gonzalez -- passing mentions of liverpool squad
rating: R for language and sex
disclaimer: if this had happened, i would not be writing about it, hoping it would happen like some sort of pervy fangirl that i so am, btw.
thanks to: nadine (nadi_wamos), nuffie (nuffie, haylana (clermontoise, suedkurve (suedkurve), melissa (rl), jenessa (regaime) and everyone who commented on my first xabi/nando fic, lost with you, for giving me feedback and support and for just commenting in the first place.
note: to all those who follow the stevie/xabi religion (wink wink, shadae my love) sorry again for ripping them apart. what was a rabid plot bunny turned into ... taking over my life!fic. but hey, if someone just does a massive, huge, holy-crap-that-just-pwned-my-computer!picspam, mehbe i will ♥ s/x again.
author's note: special thanks to clermontoise and suedkurve for some quotes in the fic. they will know them when they read them.
a/nii: here is part two
part one of broken english


( the moment i saw you cry )

ah, another spanish english dictionary. a lot of spanish in this as well.
te vas a liverpool - 'you are going to liverpool'
creo que sí - 'i think so'
sí, mi amor - 'yes, my love'
te quiero - 'i want you' (this is not much different than 'te amo' - the verbs are different, while amar is to love, querer is to want. both basically mean the same thing)
dios - 'god'
yo también - 'me too'
gracias por todo - 'thank you for everything'
diga - 'speak' (i.c.) (the spanish don't say hello, they answer with commands like speak or talk)
fue fantástico. me senté próximo a Íker Casillas - 'it was fantastic. i sat next to Íker Casillas'
el es muy simpatico - 'he is very kind'
pués… hemos hablado sobre el pasado - 'well... we have spoken of the past'
nada. escucha, Fernando, tengo que irme. aquí está Nagore - 'nothing. listen, fernando, i have to go. here is nagore'
hasta pronto, mi amor - 'see you soon, my love'
and that is all, my dears. thanks to everyone who has given me feedback - hope everyone likes the sequel! ♥

links: lost with you -- the first fic
broken english -- part one
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thanks for reading.

title: 'Broken English' (Love is never sane)
by: omgorgasm
pairing: Fernando Torres/Xabi Alonso, implied Xabi Alonso/Íker Casillas, hinted Xabi Alonso/Steven Gerrard, mentions of mentions of Nagore/Xabi, Steven/Alex, Fernando/Olalla and Íker/Eva Gonzalez -- passing mentions of liverpool squad
rating: R for language and sex
disclaimer: if this had happened, i would not be writing about it, hoping it would happen like some sort of pervy fangirl that i so am, btw.
thanks to: nadine (nadi_wamos), nuffie (nuffie, haylana (clermontoise, suedkurve (suedkurve), melissa (rl), jenessa (regaime) and everyone who commented on my first xabi/nando fic, lost with you, for giving me feedback and support and for just commenting in the first place.
note: to all those who follow the stevie/xabi religion (wink wink, shadae my love) sorry again for ripping them apart. what was a rabid plot bunny turned into ... taking over my life!fic. but hey, if someone just does a massive, huge, holy-crap-that-just-pwned-my-computer!picspam, mehbe i will ♥ s/x again.
author's note: special thanks to clermontoise and suedkurve for some quotes in the fic. they will know them when they read them.
part two of broken english

( santus espiritus, redeem us from our solemn hour, santus espiritus, insanity is all around us )
////this is the end of part one. this is such a massive fic (eighteen pages on word) i had to split it in two. sorry.
a/nii: again, sorry about the random spanish. i have translated everything below. i went a little spanish!crazy in this one, with sentences and everything. thanks for reading, part two up soon.
diga - 'speak' (i.c.) (the spanish don't say hello, they answer with commands like speak or talk)
telenovela - 'soap opera' (like the ones betty's father watches on 'ugly betty')
desnudo - 'naked' (self-explanatory)
minutos - 'minutes'
partido - 'match/game' (football game. 'juego' can also be used, but my cousins always call it a match, and i trust them because they are spanish.)
quires ver - 'do you want to see'
dios - 'god'
mi amor - 'my love'
si le amas a alguien - 'if you love someone'
te amo - 'i love you'
sí - 'yes'
que bueno - 'that is good'
el es muy amable - 'he is very kind'
has dicho que le amas - the whole sentence means, 'even after you had told him you love him'
querida - 'sweetheart'
te quiero - 'i want you' (this is not much different than 'te amo' - the verbs are different, while amar is to love, querer is to want. both basically mean the same thing)
tienes miedo en que - 'you are scared that' (literally 'you have fear in that')
cara - 'face' (it also means 'expensive', but not in this context)
estoy aquí - 'i am here'
está aquí también - 'he is here too/as well'
tengo que irme - 'i have to go'
nada - 'nothing'
hasta luego - 'see you later'
idioma - 'language'
cómo estás - 'how are you'
vaya - 'wow/woah'
incendio - 'fire'
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thats a long one. off to post part two. please comment on both! and i love, love gushing. the longer and more incoherent the comments, the better, honestly. heh.
posting part two now.

lost with you -- the first fic
broken english -- part two
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title: 'Lost With You' (Bottles filled with my sanity)
by: omgorgasm
pairing: Fernando Torres/Xabi Alonso, hinted Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, mentions of Nagore/Xabi, Steven/Alex and Fernando/Olalla
rating: R for language and sex
disclaimer: this never happened.
author's note: so this is my take on why Stevie and Xabi are not making out with each other on the pitch any more. this fic came to me when i was googling Xabi with a non-footie friend in my rl (regaime who is to thank for the title and for cheering me on while i was writing it) and i saw a picture that i describe in the first part of this 11-part fic. also, this pairing has been a sort of 'personal otp' for me (it pairs together my two favourite players - of course i'm up for it!), so i'm sorry for every Stevie/Xabi fan (i myself included) and enjoy.
a/nii: i just realized that i didn't get to the one part of this story i actually planned out until number 10. holy crap.

( i still love you more than anyone else could )


a/niii: about the random spanish words: i didn't want to do the whole thing in spanish and i wanted to add random spanish. translations are below.
diga - 'speak' (i.c.) (the spanish don't say hello, they answer with commands like speak or talk)
futbolístas - 'footballers, football players' (n)
Sangría - a spanish alcoholic drink with lemons and all kinds of other stuff. my grandparents make it.
izquierda - 'left'
la mañana - 'the morning' (so nagore says, 'we are going to Barcelona in the morning')
adios - 'goodbye' (literally, 'to god', so every time you say goodbye in spanish you are praising god)
dios - 'god'
nombre de dios - 'name of god'
buenos días - 'good morning'
jodiendo - 'fucking' (from 'to fuck', joder - i just conjugated it; don't know if it's right, but it fit)
querido - 'sweetheart'; also used as 'dear' in letters (dear john... querido john...)
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i think that's it. if i forget one someone will point it out.
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