THIS HAD ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD AND IT'S 12 AM HERE AND I AM JUST SLIGHTLY HYPER. HA. HAHA. HAHAHAHA.

Okay, first things first - I had to admit, when I read your title - saw your characters (without reading the pairing/heading you put up there) - I was thinking jdfksdlfjk iker/cesc no way? Because, obviously, my mind works in a perverted manner and it equated squirts to squirts of lube

Er...yeah, moving on.

BEST LINES EVER: ‘Well, whoever it is, they’re stupid because they aren’t Raúl. I love Raúl.’//‘I’m the captain, Cesc.’


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