Welcome to ofthehunt, Faith's (omgorgasm) writing journal. This is where I will post fan-fics, original fics, RPS fics, football fics and poems. Also graphics, too, sometimes. When I make them.

( Looking into your eyes, hoping they won't cry )

title: I Kissed A Boy (and i liked it)
pairing: Michael Ballack/Arne Friedrich
disclaimer: YO NO OWN-ED. .... yes.
summary: Micha and Arne get distracted by pictures... of themselves.
author's note: the 2nd of many!


( It has to be kept a secret... )

Title: Squirts on a Plane
Pairing: No real pairing, just a conversation between Iker Casillas and Cesc Fabregas.
Disclaimer: I don't own these players kthx.
Summary: Iker just got stuck with Cesc on the plane.
Author's Note: THIS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WHEN I WAS RELLEH RELLEH BORED.

( And so begins the 1st of the Euro 08 fics by Faith Lee. )

( what are you going to do, tie me up? )

Figured I'd share all the pretty! If anyone finds any other pictures of him, please, post them here. Thanks so much!

I can't get my header to work! >:O This makes me upset. It's so pretty, too.

Whenever I post an entry about the future of this journal, it's always after I revamp everything to prettify it. Like, I got a moodtheme and got new icons and a new layout and a new profile header and a new header BUT the header won't show up (grr).

The future.

It's nothing exciting really, no slash or footie. Maybe Heroes. Maybe Alias. Maybe something original. GASP. I've wanted to write footie fiction, but I can't. I'm writing original fiction if I write any at all, which, in my overall opinion, is a good thing, because while I adore writing and reading footie slash, it isn't going to get me anywhere in life, and... yeah that's it.

Hell, it might be a good idea to store all of my fics on here so if I ever lose my flash drive again I can feel assured because I know it is all here. Amazing, yes?

I'm going to go watch Love Actually with my mother and enjoy it. I might finish copying Chris's math homework. I might decide to just... fuck it. And when I feel up to it again, I will putz around with the header and make it SHOW UP. (unless someone wants to figure it out for me.) And this is all. Good day, everyone.

title: '¿Quien Me Iba A Decir?'
by: omgorgasm
pairing: Steven Gerrard, Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, Fernando Torres
rating: R for language
disclaimer: fake, all of it (thank god)
author's note: so... there is a story behind this fic. i was taking a course over the summer for creative writing and one of the prompts was to write about an article in real life... and I chose to do a fic based on an article about stevie saying he was happy fernando was coming to liverpool. and i'm sort of multitasking right now, so... (i'm watching qaf season three as i update)






( forget about everything )



..comment, review, friend?

edit; the title of the fic is from the song by David Bisbal - ¿Quien Me Iba A Decir? (click the link to download the song)

title: 'Where the Devil Hangs His Coat' (at a crossroads;)
by: omgorgasm
pairing: Xabi Alonso, Xabi Alonso/Steven Gerrard, Xabi Alonso/Fernando Torres
rating: R for language
disclaimer: a small fic, all from my imagination
author's note: so sad. shadae will not really like it, but... daniel agger, harry kewell and dirk kuyt are so fucking awesome. i love them.




( it consumes me and it kills me )

;- New layout by minty_peach, new userinfo featuring the Antonio Puerta banner by Iris rebelstrike21, and a new header featuring Mitch Hewer (that sexy dog) photographed by Kai Z Feng by me.

;- I have four fics I'm posting later;- the first, Xabi Alonso-centric ficlet entitled 'Where the Devil Hangs His Coat';- the second, a Steven Gerrard-centric drabble called '¿Quien Me Iba A Decir?';- the next, a small fic featuring Xabi Alonso and Steven Gerrard, 'quietly';- last, a Xabi Alonso-centric fic (with appearances from La Seleccion) entitled 'A Certain Chill';

;- Updated my icons, too - I now have a Guti icon (to remind me to do some G/R fics) and a personal otp!icon (which is so totally awesome)

;- I now have to go to school - I will post the first one later today (in study hall).

title: 'Comfort' (Sadness brings us together)
by: omgorgasm
pairing: Xabi Alonso/Iker Casillas, but not really. if i have to say a pairing, that is it, i suppose.
rating: R for language
disclaimer: simply a prediction for the future - i have no control over what happens in the world cup 2010
author's note: hmm, nothing to say. had a dream about this scenario, decided to fic!it.




( in vain i have struggled. it will not do. )

title: 'Broken English' (Love is never sane)
by: omgorgasm
pairing: Fernando Torres/Xabi Alonso, implied Xabi Alonso/Íker Casillas, hinted Xabi Alonso/Steven Gerrard, mentions of mentions of Nagore/Xabi, Steven/Alex, Fernando/Olalla and Íker/Eva Gonzalez -- passing mentions of liverpool squad
rating: R for language and sex
disclaimer: if this had happened, i would not be writing about it, hoping it would happen like some sort of pervy fangirl that i so am, btw.
thanks to: nadine (nadi_wamos), nuffie (nuffie, haylana (clermontoise, suedkurve (suedkurve), melissa (rl), jenessa (regaime) and everyone who commented on my first xabi/nando fic, lost with you, for giving me feedback and support and for just commenting in the first place.
note: to all those who follow the stevie/xabi religion (wink wink, shadae my love) sorry again for ripping them apart. what was a rabid plot bunny turned into ... taking over my life!fic. but hey, if someone just does a massive, huge, holy-crap-that-just-pwned-my-computer!picspam, mehbe i will ♥ s/x again.
author's note: special thanks to clermontoise and suedkurve for some quotes in the fic. they will know them when they read them.
a/nii: here is part two
part one of broken english


( the moment i saw you cry )

ah, another spanish english dictionary. a lot of spanish in this as well.
te vas a liverpool - 'you are going to liverpool'
creo que sí - 'i think so'
sí, mi amor - 'yes, my love'
te quiero - 'i want you' (this is not much different than 'te amo' - the verbs are different, while amar is to love, querer is to want. both basically mean the same thing)
dios - 'god'
yo también - 'me too'
gracias por todo - 'thank you for everything'
diga - 'speak' (i.c.) (the spanish don't say hello, they answer with commands like speak or talk)
fue fantástico. me senté próximo a Íker Casillas - 'it was fantastic. i sat next to Íker Casillas'
el es muy simpatico - 'he is very kind'
pués… hemos hablado sobre el pasado - 'well... we have spoken of the past'
nada. escucha, Fernando, tengo que irme. aquí está Nagore - 'nothing. listen, fernando, i have to go. here is nagore'
hasta pronto, mi amor - 'see you soon, my love'
and that is all, my dears. thanks to everyone who has given me feedback - hope everyone likes the sequel! ♥

links: lost with you -- the first fic
broken english -- part one
friend?
thanks for reading.

title: 'Broken English' (Love is never sane)
by: omgorgasm
pairing: Fernando Torres/Xabi Alonso, implied Xabi Alonso/Íker Casillas, hinted Xabi Alonso/Steven Gerrard, mentions of mentions of Nagore/Xabi, Steven/Alex, Fernando/Olalla and Íker/Eva Gonzalez -- passing mentions of liverpool squad
rating: R for language and sex
disclaimer: if this had happened, i would not be writing about it, hoping it would happen like some sort of pervy fangirl that i so am, btw.
thanks to: nadine (nadi_wamos), nuffie (nuffie, haylana (clermontoise, suedkurve (suedkurve), melissa (rl), jenessa (regaime) and everyone who commented on my first xabi/nando fic, lost with you, for giving me feedback and support and for just commenting in the first place.
note: to all those who follow the stevie/xabi religion (wink wink, shadae my love) sorry again for ripping them apart. what was a rabid plot bunny turned into ... taking over my life!fic. but hey, if someone just does a massive, huge, holy-crap-that-just-pwned-my-computer!picspam, mehbe i will ♥ s/x again.
author's note: special thanks to clermontoise and suedkurve for some quotes in the fic. they will know them when they read them.
part two of broken english

( santus espiritus, redeem us from our solemn hour, santus espiritus, insanity is all around us )
////this is the end of part one. this is such a massive fic (eighteen pages on word) i had to split it in two. sorry.
a/nii: again, sorry about the random spanish. i have translated everything below. i went a little spanish!crazy in this one, with sentences and everything. thanks for reading, part two up soon.
diga - 'speak' (i.c.) (the spanish don't say hello, they answer with commands like speak or talk)
telenovela - 'soap opera' (like the ones betty's father watches on 'ugly betty')
desnudo - 'naked' (self-explanatory)
minutos - 'minutes'
partido - 'match/game' (football game. 'juego' can also be used, but my cousins always call it a match, and i trust them because they are spanish.)
quires ver - 'do you want to see'
dios - 'god'
mi amor - 'my love'
si le amas a alguien - 'if you love someone'
te amo - 'i love you'
sí - 'yes'
que bueno - 'that is good'
el es muy amable - 'he is very kind'
has dicho que le amas - the whole sentence means, 'even after you had told him you love him'
querida - 'sweetheart'
te quiero - 'i want you' (this is not much different than 'te amo' - the verbs are different, while amar is to love, querer is to want. both basically mean the same thing)
tienes miedo en que - 'you are scared that' (literally 'you have fear in that')
cara - 'face' (it also means 'expensive', but not in this context)
estoy aquí - 'i am here'
está aquí también - 'he is here too/as well'
tengo que irme - 'i have to go'
nada - 'nothing'
hasta luego - 'see you later'
idioma - 'language'
cómo estás - 'how are you'
vaya - 'wow/woah'
incendio - 'fire'
--
thats a long one. off to post part two. please comment on both! and i love, love gushing. the longer and more incoherent the comments, the better, honestly. heh.
posting part two now.

lost with you -- the first fic
broken english -- part two
friend?

title: 'Lost With You' (Bottles filled with my sanity)
by: omgorgasm
pairing: Fernando Torres/Xabi Alonso, hinted Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, mentions of Nagore/Xabi, Steven/Alex and Fernando/Olalla
rating: R for language and sex
disclaimer: this never happened.
author's note: so this is my take on why Stevie and Xabi are not making out with each other on the pitch any more. this fic came to me when i was googling Xabi with a non-footie friend in my rl (regaime who is to thank for the title and for cheering me on while i was writing it) and i saw a picture that i describe in the first part of this 11-part fic. also, this pairing has been a sort of 'personal otp' for me (it pairs together my two favourite players - of course i'm up for it!), so i'm sorry for every Stevie/Xabi fan (i myself included) and enjoy.
a/nii: i just realized that i didn't get to the one part of this story i actually planned out until number 10. holy crap.

( i still love you more than anyone else could )


a/niii: about the random spanish words: i didn't want to do the whole thing in spanish and i wanted to add random spanish. translations are below.
diga - 'speak' (i.c.) (the spanish don't say hello, they answer with commands like speak or talk)
futbolístas - 'footballers, football players' (n)
Sangría - a spanish alcoholic drink with lemons and all kinds of other stuff. my grandparents make it.
izquierda - 'left'
la mañana - 'the morning' (so nagore says, 'we are going to Barcelona in the morning')
adios - 'goodbye' (literally, 'to god', so every time you say goodbye in spanish you are praising god)
dios - 'god'
nombre de dios - 'name of god'
buenos días - 'good morning'
jodiendo - 'fucking' (from 'to fuck', joder - i just conjugated it; don't know if it's right, but it fit)
querido - 'sweetheart'; also used as 'dear' in letters (dear john... querido john...)
--
i think that's it. if i forget one someone will point it out.
Friend?

Title: Sweat and Grass and Blood [Trapped]
Pairing: Steven Gerrard / Xabi Alonso
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Summary: My take on Steven and Xabi's relationship now.
Author's Note: This came on when I was looking at pictures from the Liverpool v Chelsea match (that they won) and I came across a picture of a group hug and Xabi was standing apart from it all, and I grew sad, then angry and out came this.

( you once made this promise to stay by my side, but after some time you just pushed me aside. )



Suggestions, comments and all of that stuff is more than welcomed, it's expected. Please. Thank you.

Revamped the writing journal and was like, OKAY HERE WE GO. Starting out with a meme, cos it looked fun.
If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
How to do it:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc).
2. Put it on Shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Be honest.

( and while you sleep, i will miss you )

Some stuff fits, other stuff..... eeh.

Next post: Steven Gerrard / Xabi Alonso poem&fic.

This is 56 Amy Acker Graphics. I haven't made icons in a while and this is experimental. I got the stock photos from dearest and brushes from yumei_k. And all that jazz. ♥

( Diamonds are a girls best friend )

Comments are really nice. :D
Friend me?
:DDD

Title: Beaming Sunlight
Author: Faith Lee (omgorgasm, ofthehunt)
Summary: Seven small fics in the second person.
01. Steven Gerrard, Xabi Alonso
02. Miroslav Klose, Christoph Metzelder (FOR ALISON, SWEETIE [pressao])
03. Andriy Shevchenko, Ricardo Kakà
04. Arne Friedrich, Lukas Podolski
05. Jens Lehmann, Frekrik Ljungberg
06. David Villa, Joaquin Sanchez
07. Iker Casillas, Sergio Ramos (FOR CURLZ-CUE [loversflight])
All of these fics are in the second person. None of them are related, and none of this happened. Enjoy. :)

( Santa baby, a fifty four convertible too, light blue. I'll wait up for you dear, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight. )

A ficlet posted at my journal - omgorgasm.
Pairing is Michael Ballack / Arne Friedrich, from Team Deutschland.

( That's great. If you've got porn and lizards, you needn't go out of the house! )

So, feedback is loooovely. I loooove you guys. ♥

I wrote this song and a few others while I was working. I wrote one and a half others, but I like this one the best, and I can hear this one loudest out of all the others.

( I'm gonna run, run fast as I can cause I just wanna be with you again )

This is a song I just wrote. I have the melody in my head and everything. I think I'm going to learn how to play the guitar so I can sing this song. O____O

( A simple whisper from your voice and I fade away )

SO? HOW WAS IT?!??!